Monday, November 22, 2004

Ode to the Left Be-Heinz

This poem is attributed to Tom Graffagnino, whom I do not know, and I cannot verify that he actually wrote it. Is so, good job, Tom. If not, well, he could do worse.


When polls were closed,

We all supposed

It couldn't be much closer!

Now Libs are torn,


And Soros is moroser!

The votes were cast,

And now at last

The counting could begin.

Monsieur LaMoore

Was very sure

His flick would do George in.

But now instead,

The states are Red,

And Hollywood is Blue.

Ben Affleck's mad,

Sarandon's sad,

And Whoopi's come unglued!

Begala whines,

The Left Be-Heinz,

"The Boss" just wonders..."HOW!?"

James Carville pouts,

O'Donnell shouts...

No time to Ketchup now!

The Kerry Crowd

Was brash and loud;

The cool and hip were pumped!

In Franken-Land

They took their stand...

"War Hero" John's been dumped.


Lord, what a mess!

Dan Rather wears a frown.

He's quite distressed...

Some say depressed.

Poor Dan,

He's goin' down.

There's "Hardball" Chris,

Who loved to kiss

The rear of liberal guests...

Convention night

Ol' Zell was right...

To that we may attest.


It's sinkin' in...

Oh my! They're all in shock!

"Ohio's RED!"

John Kerry's Dead!"

"By George! We've been out-Foxed!"


Huston said...

It's my turn to borrow from you James. I am stealing this poem!

James Shott said...

You are more than welcome to it, Hus. And thanks for your other comments.